Monday, November 9, 2009
3 weeks and we PLAY.
Anyway I saw some documentary or sth on tv when I was too bored. It says garlic can increase sperm count!!!
Lol.
Apparently those lab dudes found out that the number of active sperms increased by 10,000(or 100,000) I dunno. It was in mandarin and they said yi wan. What's that. I only know yi qian is 1000 and yi yi is 100 000.
Whih is a pretty great number, right? I mean, one more sperm means +1/1000 000 chance of conceiving. Yea. So,eat more garlic I guess. Raw ones work best,and the fried ones are the most ineffective.
Why?
Cos its the sulphides (which is the stinky smell) which help the production of more male hormones.
The garlic contains allicin and allinase which kinda combines in your body to form sulphide. And it also forms allithiamin, which is Vit B1. Allithiamin helps as it is anti-bacterial and antioxidant.
So...not only do you have higher sperm count, you are bacterial-less and look younger. Lol why not?
Only trade off is stinky breath which can be combated by eating coriander. (Rmb the (also disgusting) seasoning in soups?)
For ladies, fish oils can help alleviate mood swings caused by hormonal imbalance. The omega3 fatty acids help (in some way la I forgot.) I think every guy prob should carry fish oils and give it to the girl everytime she seems like pmsing. Then the world would be a happier place. LOL. I dunno if eating fish helps. You prob have to eat like a ton of it to feel the effect.
Okay,disclaimer. Some of the stuff, esp the garlic thing might not be 100% accurate as the show was in korean which is translated to mandarin and translated (by me) to english. So hahaha. And I managed to combine math, chem and bio into it! Hmm...I used to take bio after all.
Just for laughs! From Reader's Digest.
After a spate of shark attacks in Australia, the Week asked its readers to create the country's next tourism slogan. Here's what they came up with:
"What happens off the coast of Australia, stays off the coast of Australia."
"Australia: Disarmingly beautiful."
"Not quite heaven, but you can get there from here."Labels: lol
loved on 10:22 AM
Saturday, November 7, 2009
!!!!!
Wtf is 3-methylbutylethanoate?
Damned if things don't always happen before major exams. Last year promos. This year prelims. Now, As. Come to think of it, Os too.
And come to think of it, it's always someone leaving me! Or the likes of it. O:O:O:
Yea whatever. It's easy to be cynical in my case and be like, "Hell, the more you give the more you hurt, so blahblah."
But...
I am working hard not to be cynical and shit and to forgive and forget easily. Sometimes people say things out of pique or spite or annoyance or anger or simply just stress. (though it doesn't hurt any less.)
So...
I shall not take into heart what has happened in my life so far and concentrate on the now.
After all, someone just died and my life's gotta be better than his right?
Not to be blaphemous or anything.
Impt thing is to be happy.
Might be gone tmr, ya know?
*touchwood
But still, be happy.
But I'm screwed for As. I don't even know like partial fracs! Or the like.
I'm condemned to go overseas.
I'll be a failure and work at the local pet store selling mealworms.
I'd sell ice cream at night and get creamed by housewives telling me to get a life.
I'd teach tuition but nobody'd want me cos my math sucks, and everything's about math.
Then I'd have to commit some crime to go live in prison cos I have no home and no money.
But I heard they might start charging prisoners now cos of the recession (in the US anyway) so I'd be totally worse off.
Ever heard of slippery slope fallacy?
Our society is not elitist.Labels: dude
loved on 1:32 PM
Friday, November 6, 2009
Just for laughs
It totally looks like Mr Neo.
Laughing when watching soccer. How retarded. In cameron highlands. The day my phone drowned and died.
BITE HIM!
Momma and Pappa. And ugly fake dog.
Wallaby!
Labels: duh
loved on 9:52 PM
It's All About Me
Are you wondering at this title?
So am I.
I am amazed how some people can ingeniously turn everything to point at them.
"Why didn't you reply me? Did I scare you?"
"Erm, no...I've been really depressed. Sorry."
"Sorry to hear that. Oh tell you, my life..."
"Geroff, minion!" (Which of course I don't say)
"Alright, I know that sucks. I gtg."
*this is just one classic example, you can probably think of two million ways the minion can harrass with his life story. Or stories. Whatever.
OKAY PEOPLE STOP READING. COME BACK ON DECEMBER. THANK YOU. LOVE(sorry i don't understand the true meaning of it LIKE YOU ALL.
It's just like a dream.Or nightmare if you have it.
I am an expert.
It's exactly like walking out of a cubicle after bawling like a crazy person and someone outside asks if you've heard that madperson wailing.
"Nope. Person's prob still inside.Poor kid."
My eyes totally turn white after 10secs, I swear. Apart from my nose, which looks almost artifically lifted(which is weird cos it looks sharper), and red at the tips, I look normal. Weehoo! Welcome to my world. There was this time I couldn't freaking cry cos I cried too much before. Now, after I could cry, I am now weeping my eyes out at no apparent sign of grief or distress. I don't feel anything yet tears keep coming down. It's freaking me out, I tell ya. I prob should go easy on the water now.
Like how you always cry in too many public scenes. After a while, you get kinda good at it and people don't know it anymore.
I might start sobbing on my paper in the exams. I guess my only excuse is that I'm making the paper soggy to go recycle it later.
YES I THINK I'M SELF-ABSORBED.
At least I'm man enough to admit it. Which is saying sth, buddy.
Why I say these here. Because I know the people (all guys huh,*rolls eyes) read this. Or if I'm flattering myself too much then at least they'll feel the karmic wrath somewhere on the worldwideweb.
BUT I DON'T FEEL A THING.
It's really empty! I'm freaking out! Where am I! Oh look, I'm turning into one of those weirdass emos! Look at me!
Damn.
Apparently "suffering is caused unmindful speech and inability to listen to others".
-some buddhist book
I can fuckin safely say I fall only into the former.
And I vouch for the validity of the latter. You know why? When you tell others things, they pretend they know it all already (I'm so experienced, I've seen the world yknow.Whatever you know is written on my left buttock) then assume certain shit which is so grossly misinterpreted and all the pain of that is shoved up your ass or slammed in your face. Then you're like ouch, and the dude totally rambles on and on and on...(you get the drift) and you're left trying to recover enough composure to pretend it has not happened but totally wondering why you're hurting so much.
They don't listen, geddit. Oh I get it, you're prob not even listening. Forget it.
You know what they say, into one ear...
But I feel kinda sorry now.
I accused someone not too long ago for not caring about me when I was sick.
But he did. Claims some people care from afar.
Well it was certainly pretty damned far.
About as far as HZ.
And I did the same thing to someone close now.
I deserve to be shot.
Actually I want to be.Labels: she knew he didn't care but then neither did she.
loved on 12:30 AM
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Shuey
Okay P has totally tempted me to come here.
Thanks Sugar! Whom I sms so I finally wake at 630-7. Then I sleepwalk ard then sms her. HAHA
PAM AND P GET WELL SOON!
<3
Crazy-things-I-did update:
1. High speed run- While crossing the road, I went(and I usually do),"Got car! Quick cross!" Then immediately ran across, with a bewildered sis beside me. Lol. Then after we got across, she shot me a dirty look. "Got car and cross! Who the hell does that?"
"Uh, I meant, got car, still quite far away, quick cross." HAHA
2. Went chalet party
3. 3 online blogshop packages on the way! Muahaha only one for me. -.-
Weird things I did update:
1.Turned elmo song(with Keetha) into a perv song. (Sorry yizhen daughter!)
"He loves the children, he loves them all...he's...elmo...perv!!"Oh we sang it in the school library.
2.The librarian is my friend now. Everyday she'd catch me wearing fbt and not skirt and everyday I say I forgot. And she still smiles at me and lets me in. She likes me!
3. I lighted a tealight to keep warm in my room. Which, incidentally, has closed windows and no ventilation.
Realization of the week!
I am a social snob.
BEWARE.
My entire future lies in As and I'm not even scared. Nor nervous. Oops, can't switch channel.
Channel S.
For Stupid.
^.^
<3 you lovelies we study hard now, party thrice as hard after this shit!
X~N(hard, work) ----c.c.------>X~N(PLAY, MAD) approx
But if you wanna be mad,why not 3X~N(PLAY,MAD)?
Just saying!Labels: madness
loved on 12:36 AM
Monday, November 2, 2009
Tuesday, Nov 3rd, 2009 -- The Moon in steady Taurus gives us the determination to reach our destinations. We can't be distracted by anything that comes along now because we have the discipline to say no. Concentrating on our personal agendas moves us closer toward our goals, but we must motivate ourselves to stay in motion or we might just remain in our familiar routines. We can feel the stubborn energy begin to dissipate when the Moon enters restless Gemini at 11:52 pm EST.
(Ooh, ooh determination eh)
I'm home alone! Freaking scared.
And you guys who've been in my house knows its pretty dark. And that's in the aft.
Goodluck to me man.
I shall hide under covers now.
Lucky I'm not afraid of the dark.
I got no one to call, everyone's sick or depressed!
I shall comfort MeshuganaBear cos she's totally freaking out now. Woo...
My blog should have some disclaimer like: Comments should be taken with skepticism and a pinch of salt as writer might not be lucid at moment of blogging. Even so, it is to be further regarded with suspicion should the writer be lucid.
Because I've just realised I said some stuff I have absolutely no recollection of, which Pam kindly reminded me and Sugar backed her up. I am actually rather horrified. I don't know what I've written. Gosh.
Shoot me.
(Jk! I can do it myself)
Labels: third time lucky
loved on 11:11 PM
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
It's easy to wallow in the dark, to be cynical. It's a brave choice to be happy. It's taking a stand.
-Sally Hawkins
Hello people! I'm wondering if any of you would be so kind (or free) to give me a morning call at 7?
This would ensure I'm totally awake. And so would you.
I can't seem to wake at 7. My usual is 8 plus? Disgusting. Help please. Interested pls tag. (:
No guys please. Maybe P.
Oh yea, speaking of which, I got a msg from him today.
"Hey tupper. (: "
"Eh you're with Carissa!"
Lol then he replied.
So many friends but everyone has a different style! Like morse code. Anyone doing it does it differently. It's called a fist. Distinctive fist.
Anyway the tupper gave you away. Lol
Hahaha Castro! Haven't seen that tupper for so long. ):
They met at woodlands. Why don't I meet anyone cept weirdos on the mrt? -.-
My sleepyness had been caused by super good dreams! In which I'm shopping, shopping, eating or dyi
So I've always wanted to continue those dreams.
Isn't it funny how my dreams draw a parallel to my life?
When I was depressed I had so many mightmares. (morbid nightmares)
Now I'm slightly happier and it has gone away.
It's a vicious cycle!
I'm totally naming my daughter Sally. After Sue.
But do I want kids?
Hmm...still...
Just sayin'!
Okay so I just saw my bro watching some typical cartoon. It's gotten more gross. To me at least.
Now, those villains all seem to be only sporting one eye and millions of tentacles.
Cyclops+Two Thousand Leagues Under The Sea= ???
O: I'm gonna hurl. I'm beginning to think its psychological. But whatever, back to cartoons.
So after all the battling and the evil guys are being led away by the police (the hero, police and everyone else look like normal human beings) I was like,
"Waaaaait a sec, you mean the police don't find them weirdass monsters with the body modifications a tad extraordinary?"
I don't know man, the future of our next generation's gone! Not that our generation's all sanity-intact either. But yea.
Okay here's the deal, if you manage to read thus far. You are not going away with nothing!
The whole point of paraphrasing is to be Accurate, Precise and Complete!
And when picking out points just go for the IDEA, not elaboration, unless the elaboration helps to answer the qns. Be qns specific.
Anyway, trivia.
Code Four of National Employment System(Brazil) asks applicants to mention skin color.
However, some 80 per cent of Americans oppose affirmative action in employment and education. (findarticles.com, National Review,Paul Craig Roberts)
The term affirmative action refers to policies that take race, ethnicity, or sex into consideration in an attempt to promote equal opportunity or increase ethnic or other forms of diversity.
The focus of such policies ranges from employment and education to public contracting and health programs.
The impetus towards affirmative action is twofold: to maximize diversity in all levels of society, along with its presumed benefits, and to redress perceived disadvantages due to overt, institutional, or involuntary discrimination.
Opponents argue that it promotes reverse discrimination. (yea man, I think so too)
-taken from wikipedia
That's it, ciao, fulleta.
I'm off to watch The Simpsons! Every Tues at 9pm. *.*
Whoohooo!
Labels: shop
loved on 8:51 PM
